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Question Thread 91: Nintendo Always Wins Edition

Discussion in 'General Carnal Souls Discussion' started by Larry Land Lord, Jun 11, 2019.

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CYOA 15) You were so unprepared you were both immediately restrained and detained.

Poll closed Jun 18, 2019.
  1. your both thrown into a carriage and taken to an unknown location

    50.0%
  2. just when you think its over, the talking horse appears

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  3. just when you think its over, bimbo lord larry flies in on a beautiful pony

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  4. you were caught by surprise before, but you use your werewolf transformation to break free

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  5. they don't risk any tomfoolery and kill you both as fast as possible.

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  1. Larry Land Lord

    Larry Land Lord Well-Known Member Member

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    the poll was too even so i just put in my own vote
    no educational video, just go watch e3 bro


    1. what were your thoughts on e3?

    2. if your reading this, you must answer both question thread 90 and 91. if you don't 10 years will suddenly be cut off of your life.

    3. whats your favorite movie?

    4. now that the world is temporarily safe from the plot pirates and the fetish bandit, who could possibly attack next?

    5. what is a happy thing that has happened to you recently?

    6. are you drinking enough water?

    7. next week will be community edition part 5, what questions should be asked?

    8. oh no! a surprise trap-attack! the plot pirates left one last trap in your residence. the only way to defuse the bomb is to leave a suggestion for a super sexy awesome new race for carnal souls!

    bonus:
    animal crossing baby nintendo always wins baby banjo baby nintendo baby
    like the thread baby or you'll be sent to 3000 years in captivity baby
     
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  2. Larry Land Lord

    Larry Land Lord Well-Known Member Member

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    bonus message:

    titties
     
  3. Dolfuss

    Dolfuss Well-Known Member Member

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    1. This question presupposes I watched it. :cool:

    2. Taking it off the bottom will make me younger, ye?

    3. ah jeez I gotta pick one?? Though I think in terms of rewatchability The LEGO Movie is the first film since the ol' VHS days I'm happy to sit down with for multiple times a week.

    4. THE FURRY DRAMA GORILLAS GUERRILLAS

    5. Pet a kitty. :3

    6. I've seen no adverse health changes lately, so I presume so.

    7. I dunno, did you use up all the old ones yet?

    8. I was reading up on gnolls etc. on 1d4chan the other day so hyenas are fresh on my mind. If the Lapen are Fantasy Victorians and the centaurs are steppe nomads, imagine the Amazon trope blended with the Zulu, minus all that Always Chaotic Evil fluff from D&D.

    BONUS: Todd Howard vs Miyamoto, pick one. :p
     
  4. Larry Land Lord

    Larry Land Lord Well-Known Member Member

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    miyamoto is more likely to serve my obsession and like the thread, todd howard would give an excuse as to why he wouldnt
    DISGUSTING BETHESDA you can do better todd

    those arent up to date with the modern question thread continuum
     
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    Dolfuss Well-Known Member Member

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    /inb4 you pull a Crisis on Infinite Earths and sic all the past RQTs on each other before retconning it all next season :^)
     
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    Didn't watch it.
    Actually, ironically enough I only watched the Nintendo Direct, which I care the least about, because a streamer I watched was watching it.
    Nintendo is Nintendo. More of the same. New Zelda is cool I guess and new Animal Crossing, but both seem really far off. The rest puts me to sleep.

    Still hyped about Cyberpunk and Outer Worlds despite not seeing the show.

    Halfway there.

    Good question. Probably wouldn't be able to nail down just one so I'll list a few at the absolute top:
    The Matrix, Spirited Away, Alien, Aliens, Terminator 2, The Empire Strikes Back, Princess Mononoke and Schindler's List.

    Ze Germans.

    I can't think of anything.
    [​IMG]

    My body is getting enough water, yes.

    I'm so bad at coming up with good questions. I don't know what people are able to answer.
    Ask something about guns and I'm sure I'll be the only one to answer... :(

    I've been fascinated by the idea of a large race 2.5-3m tall and how it would handle integrating with a society that is largely human sized.
    Maybe a mountain dwelling race of large and strong humanoids with horns. Bow hunters with massive bows able to kill over large distances of hilly or mountainous terrain that is hard to traverse at speed. Hunter collectors, mainly fur and leather clad, but trading with agricultural races gives them access to some woven items as well as forged tools and arrowheads.

    I approve of this message.
     
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  7. Larry Land Lord

    Larry Land Lord Well-Known Member Member

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    cyberpunk was just a cinematic, a preorder and keanu reeves.
    outer worlds was gameplay showing combat

    i imagine getting suddenly impaled by a ballista bolt sized arrow, only for it to be a big guy with a big bow.
     
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    1. Nintendo wants all my money.
    The pokemon fandom is flipping out and it's funny.

    2. Heck, take twenty.

    3. Fantastic Grindelwald and Where to Crimes Him (not really i just like that joke title)

    4. Jizz elementals

    5. I ate a cookie yesterday.

    6. Possibly too much, really.

    7. "How many butts?"

    8. Gotta be honest, I'm mostly answering just for this question because I've been thinking about it already.
    The apien produce and export massive amounts of honey, but where could they possibly get enough nectar to create it all?
    My answer: a race of twinkish/androgynous flower boys. An easygoing, friendly race that existed since before the Wilderdraft, but were fairly small in population. When the apien came into being, they gathered up the flower boys so they could slurp their sweet, sweet nectar fluids.

    Green skin, soft features, flower petal hair, a spadix instead of a dick (making all of them technically hermaphrodites) with nectaries held beneath instead of balls. Their saliva is also nectar. Basically apien collect the nectar through makeouts and blowies, during which their pollen gets transferred onto the apien's floofiness and then from the floofiness onto another flower boy and that's where babies come from.
    I know it would be tempting to give them big ol' nectar boobs, but the apien themselves already have the market cornered on sweet tits pun intended so flower twinks for variety.

    Effectively, they'd be livestock for the apien, but they don't really mind.


    (Also huge gay bara orcs pls but maybe I'll talk about them later if I ever get around to it i dunno)
     
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    ...OK, when CS goes live I'm totally writing an April Fool's adventure.

    Y'know it occurs to me a giant with a warbow would probably manage a draw strength equivalent to a field cannon.



    Are the birds and the bees TEH GAY???

    Seriously though, that's a pretty ingenious way of sexing up symbiosis. :p


    Anyway, as a general primer for #7:
    - What do you [like/dislike] about [fetish/game/mechanic/story/character]?
    - What is the [best/worst] use of [trope/plot twist/item] you've seen?
    - What's a stereotype about [fantasy race] you'd change?
    - Is it worth honing physical combat in eRPGs when you can just tease the enemy into submission?
    - Beyond armour/stats value, how diverse/customizable should clothing be?
    - Some sort of writing prompt.
    - Anything you haven't already covered in the Proust Questionnaire.
     
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    That was really bad. Really bad. Nintendo's was good! I'm so excited for Three Houses and Animal Crossing!

    I answered both, right? I could have sworn I answered 90. o_O

    A Silent Voice is a really heartwarming movie. On the other side of the coin, I'm really fond of Inglorious Basterds... Kind of odd that they would be my two favorite movies, but I can't really place one over the other since they're both so different. A Silent Voice is just a pretty unique movie to experience(even if the source material is better), and then Inglourious Basterds has such fascinating progression.

    The celibate attack. They want everyone to be celibate. Carnal Souls

    Is it bad if I said nothing? I reunited with someone from the past, if that's happy. Meanwhile, I'm cutting someone out of my life and I'm very happy about it. :)

    I hope so! Thanks for reminding me, I'm going to go get some!

    How do community edition questions work? I would ask what someone's dream storyline is, perhaps.

    uhhhhhhhh. Perhaps, elven people with scaled crocodile features? I think the bomb's gonna blow.

    aight oke hahaaaaaaa i feel like this is a dunkey reference
     
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  11. Shin Majin

    Shin Majin Active Member Member

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    1. Nintendo wins. I wish the competition would learn from them.

    2. That's neither a question nor a prompt.

    3. Wreck-It Ralph

    4. Egg Boys.

    5. 50% tf in my Island of Dr. Moreau rp.

    6. Yes

    7. What mechanical effects should tf have?

    8. Kobolds!
     
  12. Larry Land Lord

    Larry Land Lord Well-Known Member Member

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    finally someone with culture AND the etiquette to like the thread
    +rep

    i get tired and worn out after asking so many questions and thus i ask you guys for some questions
    then i use those questions next week
     
  13. Statess

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    aw i wanted the horse to win T..T
     
  14. Larry Land Lord

    Larry Land Lord Well-Known Member Member

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    the horse will appear someday
     
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    T..T aw I hope soon
     
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    Larry Land Lord Well-Known Member Member

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    cyoa doesnt have many votes and the threads arent getting many replies though
    might end up cancelling it
     
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    well that will stink if that happens.
     
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